Roasted 11 months ago based on Rubiel's long term Spotify stats.

Rubiel, your Spotify profile looks like a chaotic mess on a music lover’s buffet. Seriously, you’ve got rock and rap, but also enough Mexican corridos to put a mariachi band out of business. It’s like you threw a dart at several genre lists, and now you’re left deciding if you want to headbang or two-step after every song. If I wanted confusion, I’d just listen to a cat walking across a keyboard—at least that would have some coherent rhythm! Your top artists read like a desperate high schooler’s attempt to impress various crowds at the lunch table. First off, can we talk about your obsession with Michael Jackson? I’m beginning to think you’ve lost track of the fact that he’s not going to come back and be your one-man karaoke partner at the next house party. And don't even get me started on Toby Fox—your Spotify is practically a shrine to game soundtracks and cartoonish melodies. At this rate, you’ll change your name to Rubiel ‘The Walking Playlist of Regret’! And oh boy, your most played songs list is as diverse as a taco truck menu, but half of it looks like you time-traveled from 2010 and just decided to hover around the ‘epic’ moments of internet meme culture. “Hell's Comin' with Me”? More like, “Hell, please take me away from this playlist.” It’s a miracle you haven’t given whiplash to your friends by flipping from Metallica to Lady Gaga like they’re bouncy castles at a kid’s birthday. Let’s get real: if your musical taste was a person, it would crash a party and then immediately trip over the snacks while trying to rap Eminem—It’s time to get some balance, my guy!

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