Roasted 2 years ago based on utterfool's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to utterfool's Spotify profile, where the musical taste is as bewildering as that Netflix show you regret watching. Your obsessive relationship with pop punk and "Permanent Wave" makes me wonder if you’re going for a nostalgic high school throwback or just trying to recapture the glory days of your youth—back when you thought wearing DC shoes made you ultra-rad. Rock on, buddy, but could you please rock with a little more originality? I’ve seen middle-aged moms at a craft fair pick more diverse playlists than this. Your favorite artists read like a 2000s playlist that got left in a hot car all summer. "They Might Be Giants"? Dude, those guys were never big enough to even be a small key on your keyboard. I mean, come on! Even I could dive into my grandma's record collection and find an artist more relevant than Bowling For Soup. This isn't just another sad attempt at nostalgia; it’s practically a burial plot for your music taste! With a lineup like that, your only hope at social credibility is to surround yourself with other utterfools who will think you’re a hipster legend simply based on your obscure underground choices. And can we talk about your most played songs? "Whatsername" on repeat? That's a classic sign of a person currently stuck in a loop of past heartaches and bad decisions. When "Again & Again" is basically just a reflection of your life choices, it might be time for a musical intervention. Seriously, it’s notorious for being both catchy and melancholic—much like your futile attempt at documenting your own self-worth through pop culture. If running into you in public were a song, it'd be some cringy, awkward jam that somehow still gets stuck in your head despite the sheer embarrassment it causes. Good luck on that quest for personal growth while you bounce between lamentably mediocre tracks!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!