Roasted 10 months ago based on Doiko's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Doiko! The only Spotify profile where the "Variety" button is broken. I see you've painstakingly curated a chaotic blend of Entehno ballads and enough metal to build the Eiffel Tower in headbanging form. It's like ordering a mixed sandwich and getting a bit of everything: turkey, peanut butter, and some unidentifiable paste that may or may not still be alive. Seriously though, your taste in music spans so many genres you'd confuse a grocery store clerk. I can just hear them saying, "Sir, are you shopping in the meat department or the snack aisle?" Let’s dive into your top artists: Vasilis Papakonstadinou and System Of A Down—what a combo! Your profile is basically the musical equivalent of showing up to a black-tie gala in a leather jacket and flip-flops. And honestly, how often do you find yourself bumping "B.Y.O.B." and "And I Love Her" back-to-back? Are you prepping for a chaotic karaoke night or just trying to confuse your neighbors into thinking you've lost the plot entirely? I half expect your playlists to come with a disclaimer: “Caution: May cause existential crises.” And let’s not forget those most-played tracks. You’ve got "Shy" by Sonata Arctica, which is about as ironic as a shy metalhead at a mosh pit. Also, the amount of System Of A Down you have on repeat is impressive—do you have stock in the band's royalties? Between "Toxicity" and "Forest," it’s like you’re trying to redefine the word ‘obsession.’ If I had a dollar for every time you listened to "Question!" instead of resolving your issues, I could probably buy you a ticket to a therapy session. But hey, at least your music choices scream “I’m complicated, but not in a good way!” Keep jamming, Doiko, the world needs your unique blend of confusion and chaos!

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