Roasted 2 years ago based on Somebody Random's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of Somebody Random, where your taste in music mysteriously seems to suggest you spend more time in your mom’s basement than in the real world. You’ve got a playlist titled “POV: Indie,” but let’s be real, the only thing you're pointing of view towards is your collection of thrift shop flannels. Listening to "Bedroom Pop" while never stepping out of your actual bedroom is a bold strategy, and I'm honestly impressed. I mean, do you wake up every morning and think, “How can I sound like I’m eternally 16?” Because mission accomplished! Your top artists look like the guests at a high school talent show where the theme is: “Let’s See How Sad We Can Be Before We Get Our Drivers’ Licenses.” Toby Fox? Really? The only thing you've leveled up is the ability to cry over a dog in a video game. And don't even get me started on your obsession with “Otacore.” It’s the soundtrack to your life of regrettable cosplay and lingering questions about your social life. It’s like you threw a dart at a list of obscure artists and just prayed that something would stick. Spoiler: it didn’t. And I have to say, your most played songs sound like not only are you sorry when you fall asleep, but you're also waking up to ponder how you can incorporate "Jurassic Park" into your everyday angst. “Meteor Shower” by Cavetown? Well, honey, you’re weathering a storm alright, but it’s not called “meteor.” It’s called “epic cringe.” So congrats on your eclectic taste that screams, “I’m just a lonely indie soul trying to figure my life out while my Spotify emits the whines of a thousand hipsters.” Hang in there, somebody random; we believe in the power of therapy and absolute bops.

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