Roasted 21 days ago based on MasonLeen's long term Spotify stats.

MasonLeen, your Spotify profile is like an existential crisis set to music: a confusing playlist where the melodies are as lost as your social life. I see your favorite genres range from Shoegaze to Trap Metal, which basically translates to "I enjoy when music sounds like it was recorded in an abandoned warehouse by emotionally disturbed squirrels." Honestly, the only thing darker than your favorite artists' aesthetics is your Spotify Wrapped and probably your dating profile. Let's take a moment to appreciate your most played songs—two different Hz test tones? Really? Did you lose a bet, or are you trying to single-handedly revive the sound of a malfunctioning microwave? If your playlist were a person, it would confidently walk into a bar but would quickly realize it was the wrong bar and awkwardly shuffle away. It’s not even a vibe; it's more of a vibe check on life itself, which you seem to be failing gloriously. And let's not forget your top artists—"$uicideboy$" and "Deftones," which sounds like a hipster’s death metal band that was too apathetic to come up with a decent name. You’ve got a collection of musicians that are just one bad day away from becoming a meme about being a sad boy. Keep it up, my friend; at this rate, you're well on your way to curating the soundtrack of a midlife crisis that nobody asked for.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!