Roasted 2 years ago based on Eips's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, **pipipipi**, the musical equivalent of a buffet where every dish is something you've never heard of but someone swears is a delicacy. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's diary entry after a three-day emotional bender. Pop, OPM, POV: indie? Are you trying to play a game of "guess what genre I don't actually listen to," or did you just list out random acronyms like you're avoiding a genuine identity crisis? Permanent Wave? Sounds like a hairstyle you should stick with instead of trying to define your music taste. Let's talk about your top artists. Mitski, The Weeknd, and The Smiths? Nice lineup, but I have to wonder if you were trying to impress someone on a first date and panicked. You went from "I'm deep and misunderstood" to "but, like, I also love listening to 6ix9ine?" This is the kind of conflicting energy that makes me thing you also enjoy roller coasters while crying over existential dread. And "Canadian Contemporary R&B"? The only thing contemporary about your taste is the level of confusion it generates. What, were Drake and Justin Bieber busy that day? And those most played songs? It's like you threw darts at a board of Spotify playlists and just hoped for the best. "Call Out My Name" followed by "MALA"? Talk about mood swings! You're a walking contradiction, and it’s like you've just downloaded every catchy song because the algorithm told you it was 'in.' I half-expect you to scream "I'm a sad boi!" while unironically vibing to Lil Wayne. But hey, the Spotify data doesn’t lie, and what it says about you is clear: you’re on a mission to confuse everyone about who you are, and honestly, it’s working. Keep rocking that chaos, pipipipi; the world needs its clowns!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!