Roasted 2 years ago based on reaganhaase's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, reaganhaase, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your favorite genres read like the diary entry of someone desperately trying to impress their artsy friend who owns a thrift shop. Seriously, who needs all those variations of “indie” when you can just admit you’ve been crying in your bedroom to Eilish for six hours straight? At this rate, you’re just a step away from creating a subgenre called “Crying Pop” that exclusively features sad songs played at max volume while you contemplate all your life choices. And your top artists? It’s like you threw a dart at a Pinterest board titled “Basic White Girl Vibes.” Billie Eilish? Taylor Swift? Hozier? You know they have a fan club, right? You don’t have to sign up for theirs just to let the world know you’re breathing. You’ve got all the originality of a school cafeteria sandwich—comprised of the same old ingredients but still trying to squeeze in relevance as if they’re gourmet. If you played any more Billie Eilish, you'd have to pay rent for your streaming royalties. Now let’s talk about your most played songs. Is there a reason why Billie Eilish has more plays on your list than a TikTok dance challenge? It’s like you’re trying to single-handedly keep her streaming numbers afloat. I half expect to see a deep-cut track titled “Help Me, I’m Stuck in a Repetitive Loop” pop up on your list soon. But hey, at least you're consistent! You really know how to stick to a theme—too bad it’s just the sad soundtrack to your low-calorie snack bingeing sessions. Keep it up, and you'll get a degree in Melancholy Studies.

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