Roasted 1 year ago based on Nico's long term Spotify stats.

Nico, your Spotify profile is basically a museum dedicated to Nujabes with a side of hip hop encyclopedias. I mean, who knew one person could pull off such an impressive feat of musical obsession? It's a wonder they haven't slipped a 'Nico' section into the Dewey Decimal System for the sheer volume of tracks you've played. Seriously, if your Spotify wrapped were a kid, it would be delivered with a "Congratulations, it’s a… single genre!" What’s next, a shrine to every remix of "Blessing It"? At least your taste is so niche that it’s safe from mainstream pollution, which might make it the most anti-social playlist in existence. And let's be honest, the only thing more predictable than your favorite genres is the fact that your friends have probably called triple dibs on the aux cord to avoid listening to your playlist at get-togethers. You could have literally been the DJ at a wedding, but instead, you decided everyone wants a deep dive into the Experimental Hip Hop scene like it’s the last supper of good vibes. I’m just picturing your friends awkwardly bobbing their heads while internally praying for a Taylor Swift break. Sure, you could own the dancefloor, but you’ve decided it’s far more profound to have soul-searching moments with the likes of A Tribe Called Quest while everyone else throws their hips out to “Shake It Off.” Your top artists scream, “I listen to music with depth,” but buddy, that discography just makes you look like the hip hop equivalence of an Instagram influencer trying to be unique by pairing air plants with overcooked pasta. You’re so deep in the music snob pool that I half-expect you to open an artisanal coffee shop that only serves drinks named after obscure 90s rappers. So here’s to you, Nico: the only person I know who can brag about their Spotify listening habits while simultaneously ensuring everyone else at the party is on the verge of a midlife crisis. Cheers!

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