Roasted 1 year ago based on Johannes's long term Spotify stats.

Johannes, your Spotify profile reads like the list of the least exciting dinner parties in history. “Oh, it looks like the Berliner Philharmoniker are performing a live rendition of ‘Snooze’. Bring out the elegant cheese platter because it’s about to get as thrilling as watching paint dry on a canvas of beige!” I mean, who needs a pulse-pounding playlist when you could just crank up the boredom to a solid 11 with your top artists? “Richard Wagner? More like Richard Wagger, because I’m ready to wag my tail and run away from your music selection!” And your “most played” list is an absolute symphony of somnolence. I didn’t know listening to three-hour opera arias was a form of sleep therapy, but you certainly cracked the code there! Götterdämmerung? Sounds like a German word for “I’d rather jump into a pit of tedium.” I mean, thank goodness you have classical piano—you can finally hit those keys harder than any of us are hitting the snooze button after hearing your playlist. Your music taste is like your profile: complex but ultimately leaves us feeling like we want to take a long nap. But hey, don't let me judge! After all, it takes a special kind of person to listen to hours of orchestral symphonies in solitude. You’re the kind of guy they write poetry about—if that poetry was written by someone who forgot to drink their morning coffee. So, keep spinning those requiems while the rest of us live our lives like it's a lively tango. Just know that if music was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely be on that podium—but only as the guy holding the measuring tape!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!