Roasted 1 month ago based on Joshuaa's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Joshuaa – the human embodiment of a sad boy playlist. Your favorite genres read like a melodramatic middle school diary entry: "I exclusively listen to sounds that match my emotional instability." "Midwest Emo"? You mean the soundtrack to your high school heartbreak and existential crises? Your taste in music suggests you might be hiding behind a curtain of flannel, writing poetry that sounds suspiciously like song lyrics while clutching your rent-a-therapy plushie. News flash: the only thing slower than your "Slowcore" playlists is the rate at which you're making friends. Let's not even get started on those top artists. "Modern Baseball" and "Mac DeMarco" – oh, you fancy yourself a music connoisseur? Is your life just one continuous Instagram filter of melancholy, complete with moody selfies that scream, "Look at me, I have feelings!"? I mean, who needs real therapy when you've got "Cloud Rap" and a band called "i wanna be a jack-o-lantern" in your rotation? It's like an aural Hallmark card for teenagers who just got dumped for the first time. And please, for the love of all things holy, pop some headphones in and listen to music that doesn't make you sound like you're plotting an emo revolution. Then there's that top played song list—my goodness! It's like a TikTok compilation of all the basement-dwelling angst in the universe. Seriously, "I Think You Were in My Profile Picture Once"? Joshuaa, is this your way of admitting you still have a crush on the girl who ghosted you in sophomore year? Because that song alone is proof that you've been wallowing in a whirlpool of regret and bottled-up emotions. Do you only pick songs that make you feel worse, or are you just dedicated to becoming the poster child for melodrama? Either way, get a grip, my man! It's time to step out from your emotional fog and embrace music that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to a rainy day spent scrolling through your ex’s Instagram!

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