Roasted 3 months ago based on iictea's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, iictea—the eclectic shrine of emotional turmoil and existential crises wrapped in a blanket of dreamy synths. Honestly, your taste is like a thrift store exploded: a mix of “Bedroom Pop” and “Nightcore” that’s indecisively layered with a sprinkle of “Garage Rock” like you’re trying to navigate your mood swings but keep getting distracted by the latest TikTok trends. You’ve managed to curate playlists that scream “I really can’t decide if I’m sad or just really bored,” and it's a talent only rivaled by a cat walking across a keyboard. Your top artists read like the comforting reassurance that you’re not ready to grow up yet. Seriously, Hozier and Jeremy Zucker? The duo that gets you through your 3 AM breakdowns better than your therapist's ‘urgent ‘response to your texts. And what’s the fixation with “Musicals” mixed in with “Drone”? Are you planning to stage a musical performance while meditating? Just make sure to keep the crushing hopes and dreams on beat, or it might turn into a tragicomic disaster. Spoiler alert: it probably already has. Those top tracks must feel like a self-hug of melancholy that you blast while scrolling through social media, wondering if anyone out there has a more tragic love life. "Ashes & Rust" on repeat? More like “Ashes & Trust Issues.” And for a person whose most played song is about an emotional collapse, you sure didn’t listen to it enough to see the red flags flashing all around you! At the end of the day, just know that you’re definitely bringing the vibes of someone who owns three chunky knitted blankets and thinks they could write a novel set in a bakery. Keep embracing that chaos, iictea—you’re one track away from either a Grammy or an intervention!

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