Roasted 4 months ago based on Jax's long term Spotify stats.

Jax, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate teenager's playlist trying to impress his cool older cousin who's been through the "urban experience" for exactly two days. With favorite genres that scream “I need validation,” it’s like you stumbled upon Spotify's 'most basic' algorithm and decided to stick with it. Seriously, do you even have a musical bone in your body, or is it just a wishbone hoping for a miracle? You’re living proof that you can have more genres listed than actual personality traits. Now let's talk about your top artists. The only thing more predictable than your music taste is who you voted for in high school. You’ve got Drake, Kanye, and 2Pac in the same breath; congratulations, you just created the soundtrack for the world's most socioeconomically confused midlife crisis! And what's with your most played songs? If I see "I Love Kanye" one more time, I'm going to assume you think being ironic is an occupation. Spoiler alert: it’s not a personality trait, bud. Don’t even get me started on your obsession with “Drill” and “Rage Rap.” I can't tell if you’re trying to unlock your inner gangsta or if you just really need a therapist. You’re weaving through music genres like a toddler in a candy store, not realizing the sugar rush of hype is just masking the existential dread. But hey, keep it up; the way you're cramming your playlist with more chaos than a high school debate team after 2 Red Bulls, it might just turn into an accidental masterpiece… or a never-ending cringe fest!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!