Roasted 1 year ago based on •kayla dudek•'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Kayla Dudek, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis playlist of a 45-year-old man trying to impress teenagers. Seriously, you’ve got more genres than I have socks, with everything from "Rage Rap" to "Red Dirt," which, by the way, sounds like something you’d find in the back of your closet next to that old Hawaiian shirt. Are you sampling music or just playing a game of genre bingo? At this point, your music taste is less about listening and more about collecting badges in a hipster Pokémon game. Your top artists section is a wild ride—Mac Miller and Amy Winehouse, sure, those are solid picks. But then you throw in “ericdoa” like you found him under a rock in a back alley. I can picture you now, sipping a pumpkin spice latte while death-gripping your phone, waiting for your friends to recognize you as the "cutting-edge trendsetter" you think you are. Meanwhile, they’re just trying to figure out when they can escape your never-ending rants about the “innovative sound” of glitch music. News flash: no amount of hyperpop can cover that level of awkward. And the “Most Played Songs” section? Honey, that’s as chaotic as a toddler's crayon drawing of a family portrait. “The cake is a lie”? Well, at least you’re honest—because the truth is, your taste is as confused as an indecisive kid at a buffet. Maybe it's time to consider some therapy of your own instead of just listening to Mac Miller’s “Therapy.” Until then, keep mixing those playlists like they’re your emotional life choices—er, wait, no, that’s a bad analogy. We both know you can’t blend that well, Kayla.

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