Roasted 1 year ago based on 🪲's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you with your Spotify profile, bursting with as much personality as a damp sponge! Your favorite genres read like a list of excuses for why you haven’t evolved since 2016. With “Trap Latino” and “Reggaeton” making most of the cut, it’s clear your musical palate is as sophisticated as a thirty-second TikTok dance. But then, we hit that “Argentine Rock” gem, reminding us there's hope—like finding a single avocado on a discount table at Trader Joe's. Your top artists are quirkier than your questionable life choices. “Teenangels”? Seriously? Sounds like a guilty pleasure that none of us wanted to witness, except your mom, and maybe even she’s embarrassed. And “Chase Atlantic”? Is that your way of admitting you’ve hit rock bottom, or just a fantastic case of musical identity crisis? We get it, you want alternative and mainstream at the same time, like ordering a vegan burger and asking for extra bacon on top. And let’s talk about your most played tracks! “AUMENTAR ESTATURA”? Sounds like a wellness infomercial for short people who couldn’t figure out what flat shoes do to their image. If “Coldplay” is your second favorite, it's honestly amazing that you still have tears left to cry! You’re roller-coastering between yearning for teenage angst and bopping to catchy hooks that’ll get you a one-way ticket to cringe-ville. Keep it up, and your musical taste is just going to expand like the waistline of someone stuck binge-listening to “For you, I’d dress like a clown.”

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