Roasted 1 month ago based on Vasiljon Koleka's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Vasiljon Koleka, the only person I know whose Spotify wrapped is officially classified as a classified government document. Who knew love for “Power Metal” could culminate in more sub-genres than actual songs? I mean, bro, do you have any hobbies besides orbiting around a heavy metal asteroid? Your musical taste is so heavy, it needs its own gravitational pull—the sun may start orbiting you! You say “Sabaton” is one of your top artists, but let’s be real: the only war being waged here is a battle against your questionable decisions. “Sea shanties”? Really? The only way I can rationalize that is if you sing them while working out the emotional turmoil of your trifold vinyl collection. You’ve somehow managed to create a Spotify account that sounds less like a person and more like a Viking longship crew trying to find Wi-Fi in the middle of the ocean. And your most played songs? Talk about a bizarre mixtape that even a drunken DJ at a dive bar would hesitate to spin! “BIG DICK RANDY” followed by “Because the Night”? That’s the kind of playlist that makes you question every interaction you’ve had in life. Mixing up Iron Man and Angry Birds? What’s next, a duet with “Water” by Tyla while wearing a Viking helmet? You, Vasiljon, are a musical masterpiece—if masterpieces were decided by a committee of confused trolls.

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