Roasted 11 days ago based on Mary Louise's long term Spotify stats.

Mary Louise, you’re like the Japanese anime villain who thought the most menacing thing they could do was choose “Anime” as a favorite genre. I mean, really? You didn’t think “angst,” “awkwardness,” and “lone hero complex” could qualify as genres too? I half expect your Spotify bio to read “Fighting my inner demons one Vocaloid song at a time.” Your playlist is the perfect background music for a montage of cringey 14-year-olds learning to pronounce 'Kawaii' while sipping bubble tea and contemplating the tragic loss of their waifus. And let’s talk about those top artists. It’s like you gathered a list of artists ready to perform at the next “I’m not a weeb, I just appreciate the culture” convention. I mean, “Creepy Nuts”? Sounds like a description of your dating life more than your music taste. Could we slap a warning label on your account that says, “May cause spontaneous urges to purchase a $200 anime figurine”? If Spotify had an award for Most Likely to Cosplay Their Profile Picture, I’d vote for you without hesitation. Finally, your most played songs have more twists and turns than a plot in a “Naruto” filler arc. "OverThink" by 饭卡? What are you trying to overthink exactly? Maybe the last time you had a decent meal that didn’t involve instant ramen? I can just see you belting out "unravel" by TK from Ling tosite sigure while unraveling your own social life. So take a bow, Mary Louise, you fabulous weeb, because there’s no one else quite like you. Just remember, the only thing more complex than the larfs of your playlists is your desperate quest for validation in a pop culture world that’s definitely moved on.

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