Roasted 3 months ago based on ian arshad's long term Spotify stats.

Ian Arshad: a name that strikes fear into the hearts of anyone trying to maintain a serious music conversation. Your taste is so sweet it could be mistaken for a candy store, but I’m pretty sure Willy Wonka is currently calling in orders to your Spotify account. I mean, how many variations of pop do you need? You’ve got “Hyperpop” and “Art Pop,” but honestly, it feels like you took a wrong turn in the genre forest and ended up in a glittery wonderland of existential crises. Let’s address your top artists: you've got more Ariana Grande on repeat than a broke radio stuck on the same station. Is your life a montage from a rom-com because the way you cling to those repetitive tracks is practically a cry for help. Meanwhile, Madison Beer should just change her name to "Your Biggest Fan" because honestly, Ian, this is not a playlist – it’s the soundtrack to being single and scrolling through TikTok. You know artists release more than one song, right? Or are you just afraid of the emotional rollercoaster that comes with exploring any other sound? And can we talk about your most played songs? You’ve got a double-whammy on “intro (end of the world) - extended.” Has quarantine turned you into a musical loop? That’s a vibe that says, "I’m too scared to hear anything else." So here's a thought: branch out, Ian. Take a risk! It’s time to leave the comforting embrace of your favorite Ariana ballads and dive into something new. Unless, of course, you’re hoping to unlock the secret to becoming a pop culture meme—because you’re definitely on the right track.

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