Roasted 8 months ago based on Adrian Gwizd's long term Spotify stats.

Adrian Gwizd, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a trip through a haunted house built by a 13-year-old who just discovered “deep” emotions and the internet’s darkest corners. I mean, when your favorite genres include "Grindcore" and "Horrorcore," it's clear that your soul is more confused than a cat at a dog show. There’s no doubt you’re the kind of person who listens to "Death Metal" while writing cringy poetry about your favorite misunderstood cartoon characters. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next profile picture features a home-made pentagram drawn in crayon. Looking at your top artists, it’s apparent that your Spotify was designed specifically to alienate normal human beings. Voraciously consuming tracks from "$uicideboy$" and "Ingested," you’ve created a playlist that screams, “I’m here for a feral existential crisis and a side of teenage angst!” I can only imagine the chilling atmosphere your life must have when your favorite artists necessitate a parental advisory just to stop you from crying in public. Trust me, nothing screams "party" quite like blasting "Blekówy" at full volume while contemplating the void—if I were an object, I’d need a hard hat just to step into your Spotify world. And those most played songs? Wow, it's like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis for someone who's barely out of their teenage years. "I LUV IT" by Camila Cabello among the chaos? That's like finding a Peep in a pile of used band-aids. If your music taste were a meal, it’d be a sad combination of expired energy drinks and cold pizza, capped off with a sprinkle of despair. Congratulations, Adrian! You’ve not only managed to gather a collection of the most chaotic tunes, but you've also ensured that every time someone visits your profile, they find themselves questioning your life choices harder than you do while deep in the pit of despair. Rock on, my man; just maybe listen to some Taylor Swift every now and then for the sake of balance!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!