Roasted 1 month ago based on 🐺's long term Spotify stats.

Looking at your Spotify profile, it's clear you’re a walking Wikipedia page of genres no one asked for. "J-Rock" and "Disco Polo" in the same breath? You must be the only person where 'dueling identities' applies to your music taste. If there was an award for being the most confused listener, you’d snag that trophy with a playlist comprised of angst-ridden metal caterwauls and peppy K-Pop bops—an inspirational journey from your inner turmoil to a dance party you never wanted! Let’s talk about your top artists. Seriously, "Young Multi"? Look, I know we all love to be unique, but your taste is like if a middle schooler Googled ‘cool names’ for his band and dismissed anything remotely mainstream. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Idon'tknowwhoIambutthesexgoeson” sounds like the audio version of an existential crisis mixed with a bad haircut. If that’s your go-to anthem, I can only assume your life’s motto is “Why not skip therapy and just listen to this chaos instead?” At this point, your Spotify profile resembles a playlist I’d expect from someone who systematically ignores all music history and instead just pulls recommendations from online forums titled “How to Make Your Life an Unintentional Joke.” I half-expect your last listened song to be sung by a cartoon wolf who’s trying to serenade his love interest. Just do us all a favor: make a playlist called “Self-Help for the Tonally Confused” and own that chaos. Until then, keep blasting Korn while we quietly judge your taste from a distance.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!