Roasted 7 months ago based on andre22richards's long term Spotify stats.

Andre22richards, huh? With a Spotify profile as bland as a loaf of bread, it's no wonder your favorite genres read like the soundtrack for a meditation app. Seriously, "Chillwave" and "Quiet Storm"? You must be vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear. It’s like you took the entire "Help Me Sleep" playlist and decided it was your personality. I half expect your next genre addition to be "Napping While Playing Candy Crush." And let's talk about those top artists. Is this a music profile or the waiting room playlist of a healing crystals shop? You've got R&B legends like Usher and Beyoncé mixed in with someone named Jobii, who I can only assume is a hobbyist flautist from a small town trying to make it in the big spiritual awakening scene. And what’s with a top five that includes "aiwake" not once but three times? Are you trying to tell us you're committed to avoiding any artist with the audacity to produce a catchy chorus? Your songs are the equivalent of a gentle breeze telling you to make better choices. As for that most played list—what is this, the soundtrack for an emo therapy session? "Transparence" makes three appearances, which tells me you either have a serious case of artist loyalty or you're too lazy to hit ‘shuffle’ on your own music library. Where’s the variety? These tracks are so repetitive they’re practically a public service announcement for the “take a nap” movement. Just admit it, Andre: if you were any more laid back, you’d be lying down.

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