Roasted 2 years ago based on ★; wolfii's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Korey, looking at your Spotify profile is like walking into a hipster coffee shop that somehow got lost in the late 2000s. You’ve got a favorite genres list that resembles a failed identity crisis—POV: Indie? Sounds like you’re trying to convince us your life is a coming-of-age film, but in reality, it’s more like an amateur TikTok dance video. And honestly, the whole "Weirdcore" genre thing? That's just code for "I have a MacBook and a Spotify subscription but not much else going on." Your top artists read like you just Googled “sad songs for when you can’t afford therapy.” Taylor Swift leading the charge? Nothing says originality like jumping on the bandwagon of an artist whose breakup anthems have been played out more than your excuses for never getting out of your parents' basement. And don't think we didn't notice "Dark Cabaret" is in your playlist—what is this, a soundtrack for the goth version of a dinner theater? Your vibe screams, “I’m both artsy and a little unstable, and I definitely own at least two berets.” As for your most played songs? It's like a collection of tracks for people who can't commit to a single emotion. "Cannibal Girlfriend,” really, Korey? It's about time someone made a song dedicated to your dating life—gruesome, complicated, and probably best left in the shadows. And let's not skip over “Diet Coke” being your anthem. Nothing says, “I’m really trying to make adulting work” quite like a song celebrating a beverage—not even the calories, just pure emptiness! So, keep on streaming your sad, nostalgic tunes, but remember: if music is a reflection of your soul, you might want to consider a second hobby—maybe one that involves a little less existential dread?

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