Roasted 2 months ago based on Eli's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Eli, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that discovered its identity through a series of sad corridos and questionable playlists. Who knew you could simultaneously channel the pain of heartbreak while rocking out to "Corridos Tumbados"? I bet there’s a secret playlist titled “Crying on the Inside” that only features songs with the word “muerte” in them. You’re basically the poster child for emotional distress dressed up like a music aficionado. Is your favorite artist Junior H or did you just hit play and get absolutely lost in the lineup? You might want to rethink that if your top songs resemble more of a funeral playlist than anything else. You're living the dream, if that dream involves feeling sadder than your average soap opera character. And let’s not even get started on your love for "Electro Corridos" — it sounds like an experimental band that decided to mix traditional Mexican music with bad beat drops and emotional existential crises. Give your ears a break and throw in a pop song or two; you might be able to smile again someday! Lastly, I don’t know whether to be impressed or genuinely concerned that “Ella Baila Sola” is permanently stuck in your most played songs. At this point, I think your Spotify is about to file a restraining order against your repeat button. Seriously, you’re a few sad ballads away from becoming the soundtrack to a telenovela that nobody asked for but everyone is secretly judging you for. If this is the vibe you’re going for, I can only imagine what your playlist “Eli's Emotional Roller Coaster” sounds like. Remember, buddy, it’s okay to diversify your musical life — you’re not in a mariachi version of "The Last of Us" just yet!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!