Roasted 20 days ago based on oli's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Oli! Your Spotify profile reads like a high school emo kid's ultimate cringefest. You’ve somehow managed to cram a dozen variations of "metal" into your favorite genres like you’re trying to convince everyone you’re more hardcore than your neighborhood goth — spoiler alert: you aren't fooling anyone. Your eclectic mix of heavy metal and dream pop is like a mullet haircut — business in the front, complete identity crisis in the back. How do you listen to Rammstein and Billie Eilish back-to-back without getting sonic whiplash? And can we talk about that top artist list? It’s the perfect recipe for a midlife crisis, sprinkled with a bit of heartbreak and a dash of existential dread. I mean, if anyone can pull off the juxtaposition of Lana Del Rey's melancholy and Metallica's "Enter Sandman," it’s you, right? But when 9 out of your 10 most played songs are from Billie Eilish, it’s clear that she’s your real soulmate, and you just haven’t mustered the courage to admit she’s your only true favorite. Who needs variety when you can relive your teenage angst with the exact same artist every single day? Come on, Oli! You’ve got the musical range of a dull butter knife. Your playlist looks like someone trying to justify their taste by throwing in as many contradictory genres as possible. Let’s face it: the only thing less cohesive than your music taste is that pile of laundry you keep ignoring. So embrace it—keep rocking (or hyper-popping?) out with your disjointed self! Just make sure to hit that "shuffle" button because otherwise, your friends might wonder if you’re one bad day away from a full-on mental breakdown.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!