Roasted 2 years ago based on Joseph Fitzpatrick's long term Spotify stats.

Joseph Fitzpatrick, huh? A name as mundane as your Spotify profile. First off, your favorite genres read like a preteen’s desperate attempt to sound eclectic at a middle school dance. “Chamber Pop”? Please, if you’re not hearing the faint echo of your own tears while listening to “Death Cab for Cutie,” are you even living? It’s like you threw a dart at a Spotify categories list and just rolled with whatever nonsense it hit. You’ve got all the vibes of someone who would loudly say “I love music!” while playing the theme from 'Friends' on loop. Your top artists are a smorgasbord of internet-bred sensitivity and attempts at sophistication. You’ve got Joji and Drake chilling alongside Zach Bryan. I mean, come on, at least pick a lane! It’s as if you’re curating a playlist for an existential crisis while simultaneously trying to sell me overpriced avocados in a hipster café. The only thing more confusing than your music taste is the thought process behind that haircut of yours. Don’t worry; I hear artists need inspiration, and judging by your choices, you might just be inspiring the next generation to completely avoid music altogether. And your most played songs? “Bouncin On My D*ck” followed by “Die For You”? Talk about a rollercoaster of emotional response. It’s like your earbuds are having an identity crisis of their own. Listening to “Enemy (with JID)” while rolling through Mac Miller and typos like “why did you invite me to your wedding” sounds less like your favorites and more like the inner dialogue of a person suffering a mid-life crisis in a snack aisle. Seriously, the only thing you’re bouncin’ on is a bed of bad decisions. Joseph, if your Spotify playlist were a person, it would be that guy at a party trying too hard to impress everyone with niche facts about obscure bands while we all just want to kick back and listen to some actual jams.

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