Roasted 1 year ago based on Tophy's long term Spotify stats.

Tophy, your Spotify playlist looks like the confused playlist of a teenager who just discovered their parents’ music library and went to a "catchy tunes" workshop. You’ve got genres that only a mad scientist could concoct: from "POV: Indie" (What does that even mean? Did you write that while daydreaming?) to "Video Game Music"—are you trying to set the mood for a boss battle while you drown in your own tears listening to NF? Come on, buddy, the only thing you’re transcending is the point of any reasonable taste in music. Let’s talk about those artists! You’ve managed to create the most basic “white suburban angst” playlist I’ve seen since the last high school talent show. NF, Imagine Dragons, and Sabrina Carpenter? Are you writing a diary entry about your feelings or what? I can just picture you putting on a beanie and sipping a pumpkin spice latte while jumping between angst-ridden lyricism and tunes that could only be motivating for a particularly passionate game of Mario Kart. And let’s not forget your most played songs; they scream, "I need therapy!" "HOPE" and "HAPPY"? What are you, a self-help guru stuck in a mood swing? You need that “KUJO BEAT DOWN” track to be your life motto, because the only thing getting beaten here is any form of creativity. Next time you want to share your taste in music, maybe stick to the hits from your middle school dance and spare us the cringe—your Spotify should come with a warning label: “Listen, but at your own risk.”

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