Roasted 1 year ago based on Victoria Ross's long term Spotify stats.

Victoria Ross, huh? Looking at your Spotify profile feels like stumbling into a teenage emo phase that never quite got the memo to evolve. Your favorite genres read like a middle school diary entry, where ‘hip hop’ meets existential dread in a way that only someone who hasn’t left their room in five years could appreciate. With "Horrorcore" and "Dark Trap" taking priority over a balanced musical diet, I wouldn’t be surprised if your life is just a series of Netflix marathons punctuated by angst-ridden freestyles that would make even your Spotify algorithm question your life choices. Let’s talk about your top artists. With names like "$uicideboy$" and "Spark Master Tape," it’s clear you’re trying hard to impress your five followers with your cool factor. But in reality, it just seems like you’re desperately trying to connect with your inner sad boy while wearing a thrift store hoodie. And don’t get me started on “Prof” being in nearly every one of your top played—at this rate, you’d probably blow up his DMs if he didn’t already block you for excessive streaming. I mean, do you also follow him around the country like a lost puppy looking for its owner? Now, those most played songs are a real treat. “Favorite Song” by Chance the Rapper? More like your favorite song that you can’t stop playing while crying into your vegan avocado toast. It’s a sad day when the only thing tougher than “Tough Boy” is your ability to find new music. Your vibe screams “I listen to sad, edgy rap while pretending to enjoy life,” and honestly, it’s a miracle your plants are still alive. With the amount of angst in these choices, your profile should come with a therapist on speed dial. Keep it up, Victoria—you’re really winning at life one sad track at a time!

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