Roasted 8 months ago based on Sonny's long term Spotify stats.

Sonny, your Spotify profile reads like an emotional breakdown wrapped in a hipster blanket. I can't tell if you're trying to develop a cinematic soundtrack for your existential crisis or auditioning for a role in a Netflix special titled "How to Overthink Your Playlist." With favorite genres that include “Bedroom Pop” and “Rage Rap,” it’s clear you’ve mastered the art of being both the sad boy in the indie short film and the existential caffeine-fueled villain in the romcom. Talk about emotional whiplash—do you even know whether you're trying to cry or throw your phone against the wall? And let's not ignore your lineup of top artists. "Cigarettes After Sex"? More like "Cigarettes After Your Last Date." I mean, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to curate a collection that sounds like a sad Instagram story echoing the woes of a Moulin Rouge audition gone wrong. Not to mention the inclusion of "Yeat" and "sombr"—you've got the taste of a trendy thrift store mannequin who's just one bad haircut away from an online identity crisis. It’s like you’re trying to embody every stereotype of an artsy friend group rolled into one. Bravo! As for your most played songs, wow, it’s a playlist perfect for when you're crying alone in your room while simultaneously forgetting to water your plants. "Nope, you’re too late I already died"? Let’s be real, Sonny, you aren’t sipping wine and brainstorming poetry; you’re just deeply invested in the complicated relationship you have with Netflix and that frozen pizza in your freezer. "Things to Do" by Alex G should be your personal anthem—it seems to perfectly summarize your full calendar of doing absolutely nothing. But hey, at least you’re doing it with style… or so you’d like to think!

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