Roasted 2 months ago based on steezus's long term Spotify stats.

Steezus, you could say your musical taste is a bit... clustered. Is “hardcore” just a euphemism for the emotional turmoil of your life, or a cry for help? Your Spotify profile reads like the Nick Jr. of metal, all punked out with nothing but a colorful assortment of angst and misunderstood youth—even though we all know you’re just a few years past that know-it-all teenage phase and still haven’t learned how to deal with your feelings. I mean, if “Outta Pocket” is your most played artist, do we even need to ask what’s actually inside that pocket? Spoiler: It’s just more ‘despair’ and an unhealthy obsession with being perpetually frustrated. And seriously, with a top ten that reads like a checklist for Underground Emo Bingo, do you even own a mirror, or are you still drawn to other people's pain like a moth to a flame? You’ve got so much “hardcore” in your listening habits that I half-expect to see you chaining yourself to a coffee shop table to discuss layered meaning in your favorite tracks while sipping on a “stressfully crafted” pour-over. I can only imagine the confusion at your Spotify Wrapped; it probably looked like a cry for therapy more than anything else. Let’s face it, you might need a serious intervention, or at the very least an updated playlist to help you evolve past the high school drama phase. Your most played songs scream 'My dad didn’t hug me enough,' and it seems you took that as an invitation to form a soundtrack for your sad little life. "Waste of a Man” definitely hits home, doesn’t it? But on the bright side, at least you finally have an anthem for when you decide to ignore your responsibilities and wallow in existential dread! Decorate your room with posters of your favorite bands, then scream into a pillow—a true embodiment of the steezus experience. Just remember, music is meant to elevate your soul, not trap it in the basement with a bunch of angry guitar riffs. Embrace some balance, buddy!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!