Roasted 1 year ago based on ML's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, where do I even start with your Spotify profile? Your taste in music is like a middle school orchestra: it’s all over the place and painfully unoriginal. “Pop,” “Rap,” “Hip Hop,” “Rock,” and you even threw in “Canadian Pop” like it’s some rare species! Really making waves in the ocean of mediocrity, aren’t we? But hold up, your “Permanent Wave” genre? The only wave you’re catching is the one of disappointment from anyone who accidentally stumbles upon your playlist. Let’s talk about your top artists. Kanye West, Eminem, and Taylor Swift? As if you’re trying to collect the soundtrack to a slightly embarrassing rom-com. You went from “Jesus Walks” to “Shake It Off” so fast, I’m surprised you didn’t cause a musical identity crisis in the process. And then you have the audacity to mention Laufey? Please, you can’t just drop a beautiful indie artist into a dumpster fire of mainstream clichés and expect anyone to take you seriously. What's next, a side of acoustic covers by Justin Bieber? Now for the pièce de résistance—the most played songs. “LET GO”? More like LET ME GO from this musical horror you’ve curated. Seriously, “Ni**as In Paris” next to “Mood (Remix)” sounds like the chaotic playlist of someone who insists they have “varied interests” while simultaneously being the life of the party no one asked for. At this point, your Spotify account should just be called “I Lacked Direction.” If I had a nickel for every time I cringed while looking at this profile, I’d have enough to hire a life coach for you.

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