Roasted 1 year ago based on rye's long term Spotify stats.

Rye, your Spotify profile is like a high school art project gone wrong—overly ambitious but left with that sense of deep confusion. I mean, you like everything from Alternative Rock to Bedroom Pop, and it sounds more like you just hit shuffle on a pretentious college dorm playlist. It's like you’re trying to curate a vibe but ended up with the Spotify equivalent of a mixed salad—tossed together with all the leftovers you could find, complete with the wilted lettuce of your questionable taste. Your top artists list reads like a cry for help, or at least a pity party hosted by the dourest kids in the 2010s. Twenty One Pilots? They’re basically the musical equivalent of a crop top worn by someone who used to carry around a My Little Pony backpack. And for every “Ashes To Amber” track you have on repeat, I’m starting to think that you might be stuck in a permanent cycle of angst and nostalgia, marinating in your feelings like fellow wannabe rockstars who never quite made it to the big stage. Most played songs? Oh boy, let’s talk about playing favorites. Half of them sound like they were written during a midnight panic attack! "The cake is a lie?" More like the *ambition is a lie*, because your taste in tracks feels like it was selected with a blindfold on while scrolling through a thrift store of musical flops. What’s next, a dedication to those love songs from your high school days? I’d recommend something a bit more upbeat—like seeking real joy outside the confines of your lo-fi, bedroom brooding. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped must be on par with a “Most Confusing Playlist” award!

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