Roasted 1 year ago based on $apph1's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s $apph1, the soundcloud philosopher who thinks their music taste is a complex work of art instead of the auditory equivalent of a hipster café's "do not disturb" sign. "Art Pop" and "Electronica"? Is that code for “I can’t make up my mind so I’ll just listen to any record that sounds like it was recorded in an abandoned factory”? Your genres scream, "I have too many feelings and not enough friends"—like every day is a vibe check but you forgot what vibes actually are. Your top artists read like a list of musicians that got together for a support group meeting for people terrified of mainstream success. Eartheater? Seriously? That's not an artist; that’s a warning sign. With artists like “bar italia” and “Greentea Peng” peppering your list, it’s abundantly clear that you'd rather live in an indie film than experience the joy of a good pop chorus. You’ve officially become the poster child for “I tell people I love music, but I really just want an excuse to overanalyze everything and sound smart at parties where nobody asked.” And let's talk about your most played songs. “Blister In The Sun”? Wow, that takes us back—somewhere to the 80s where you still haven’t emerged from your existential crisis. “Demolition Man”? Apt choice because your playlist is a catastrophe in progress! If your taste in music were a meal, it would be a half-eaten avocado toast: pretentious, overpriced, and probably spoiled. $apph1, in a world of noise, you're clinging to an offbeat melody that nobody but you understands, yet somehow, you manage to hit all the wrong notes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!