Roasted 8 months ago based on Baguette's long term Spotify stats.

Jayden Wong, the human embodiment of an Asian grocery aisle: all variety, no direction. With a music taste that feels like an explosion in a karaoke machine, you've managed to collect every genre from the "Pop Asian nostalgia" playlist. If we needed an ambassador for music that only exists in anime montages, congratulations! You’re officially the designated representative. Who knew you could manage to make Cantopop, C-Pop, J-Pop, and twenty other shades of pop sound like a never-ending earworm? Frankly, the only thing more exhausting than your playlist is listening to your explanations about each genre’s distinct nuances. Your top artists read like the guest list for a high school reunion that no one wanted to attend. Seriously, “Ekin Cheng” appearing next to The Beatles? Is this the world's saddest mixtape or are you just trying to confuse every person who thought they’d vibed with you? You’ve got more Terence Lam than sense, which is saying something. If mixtapes were Olympic events, you’d be the gold medalist in “Medleys That No One Asked For.” So good luck trying to explain that one to anyone with taste. And then there are your most played songs, a haunting collection of tracks that’s likely to make any party feel like a funeral. "No Surprises" should really be an anthem for your social life: all the thrills of a heart-churning roller coaster ride for a toddler. Is your life truly that bleak? Honestly, it's like you unwrapped your emotions and threw them into a blender with a side of existential dread themed around anime. So here’s to you, Jayden Wong! The person who puts the “pop” in flop and somehow makes eclectic sounds feel like they’ve been shot into orbit and missed Earth by a solid light-year.

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