Roasted 2 years ago based on →﹐Lee﹒˒'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey loleepop, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that listened to one too many episodes of "Euphoria." You're so deep into the "POV: Indie" scene that I'm surprised you haven’t started charging for your existential crises yet. I mean, at this point, if I hear one more track labeled “Sped Up,” I’m convinced you’re just trying to speed through your own taste in music. You’re a living proof that too much bedroom pop leads to an identity crisis, and I’m not quite sure which is more tragic, your playlist or the fact that you thought “Krushclub” was a valid genre and not just a poorly executed high school party. Let’s talk about your top artists because, wow, that reads like the result of a musical algorithm that was left to die in the void of the internet. "TV Girl" is the aesthetic equivalent of scrolling through Instagram and your love for "Baby Queen" suggests you’ve never quite moved past your Avril Lavigne phase. And, "JAWNY"? Really? I didn’t know we were bringing obscure SoundCloud artists into the mainstream. It’s like you’re attempting to curate the music equivalent of a “White Girls’ Road Trip” playlist but forgot the actual trip. Spoiler alert: the only thing you’re cruising through is your Spotify Wrapped, and it’s a bumpy ride! Most played songs? Oh boy, you sure have "a unique taste." "Shatter" might as well be the soundtrack of your life because let’s be honest, your musical choices are shattered like your self-esteem. Who needs a therapist when you've got "Paper Mache World" on repeat? If I wanted to hear about someone’s deep-seated angst while they pretend to be quirky in their bedroom, I’d just talk to a teenager. Please do us all a favor and pick a side – either commit to living your life like it’s a coming-of-age film or just stick to mainstream pop while you try to figure out who you are. But hey, keep pumping that "sigilkore" — maybe one day someone will find a reason why it exists.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists