Roasted 2 years ago based on sfaen's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, sfaen, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of epic soundtracks and glorious game scores! Your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate nerd résumé, showcasing a musical preference that clearly peaked at age twelve. Seriously, you’ve got a collection of genres here that would make even the most devoted weeb curl their toes in embarrassment. "Canadian Soundtrack"? Are you secretly hoping for some moose to waltz into your life while you break out your power metal moves? Newsflash: it’s not working. Let's take a moment to discuss your top artists. Between “Heaven Pierce Her” and “SEGA SOUND TEAM,” it's clear that your taste is as eclectic as your fixation on every single anime you’ve ever watched. Do you only attend parties where the soundtrack is exclusively curated by video game composers? Because I'm pretty sure that sounds like a midnight release event for the latest roleplaying game—sans the snacks, friends, or any social life. Come on, buddy, get out there and experience real music instead of just the glorified elevator tunes that your 8-bit heart seems to adore. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs list. With titles like “War Without Reason” and “The Death of God’s Will,” I can't decide if you're listening to your playlist or conducting a funeral for your non-existent romantic life. And—I mean—how many times does one need to listen to the Spain National Anthem to feel patriotic towards a country they’ve probably never visited? I guess it’s easier to pretend you’re the hero of your own epic saga while crushing those 1UPs instead of, you know, actually living in the real world. So, keep rocking those soundtracks, sfaen; someone’s gotta be the musical mascot for the loneliest corner of the gaming universe!
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