Roasted 1 year ago based on Axenborne's long term Spotify stats.

Staar.scream, huh? With a name straight out of a low-budget horror flick, it's no wonder your Spotify playlist feels like a soundtrack for emo kids wandering through a haunted Tokyo. I mean, Vocaloid and J-Pop? Sounds like you time-traveled from 2010 to a high school dance that nobody wanted to attend. It’s almost impressive that you manage to combine the angst of Symphonic Metal and the whimsy of Visual Kei into an audio concoction that sounds like a confused anime character’s mid-life crisis. Your obsession with artists like JILUKA and Jin has led you down a rabbit hole so deep that the only way out is through a door labeled “Unhealthy Obsession,” which you’d probably remake into a dark cabaret piece. "Most played songs" looking like a rejected playlist for a sound technician at a spooky theme park doesn't scream “music aficionado”—it yells “I need to have a serious talk with my therapist.” Kudos for being a dedicated genre purist, but it’s hard to believe any of those tracks actually played in a room filled with friends and not just your lonely existential angst echoing off the walls. And really, who thought "Waltz in E-Major, Op. 15 'Moon Waltz'" would slide right into a playlist alongside “Rule #34”? It’s like trying to pair sushi with a cheeseburger—congratulations, you’ve managed to make taste buds cringe! If music is an extension of your personality, then let’s all take a moment to sincerely hope you find a new hobby before your Spotify wrapped becomes a legal document for mental health professionals to study.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!