Roasted 8 months ago based on - ⭑𓂃 ⌗ xiao 𖦹 🫆's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s break this down, Xiao. Looking at your favorite genres is like trying to whip up a meal with expired ingredients you found in the back of the fridge. Folk punk? Hyperpop? Bedroom pop? Congrats, you just created the musical equivalent of a hipster smoothie. I can practically smell the kombucha wafting from your Spotify account; it's so thick I might need a straw to get through all that pretentiousness. And anti-folk? Is that when you give up and just refuse to play any instruments at all? Your top artists are like a chaotic Tinder profile: an alluring mix of quirky and confusing that leaves everyone wondering why they swiped right in the first place. Mitski and Megan Thee Stallion? It's like pairing a fine wine with leftover pizza at 2 AM. You’ve got a palette so eclectic it makes me question if you’re curating a party playlist or broadcasting a support group for people with commitment issues. TV Girl and LE SSERAFIM? I can only assume you're trying to impress someone or making a desperate attempt to sound edgy at your local coffee shop. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Die Your Daughter"? Yikes. That sounds less like a song title and more like a plot twist in a poorly made horror film. Are you trying to evoke emotions or just scaring away potential friends? Your music choices say “I wear my heart on my sleeve” while also screaming “please don’t invite me to parties.” Seriously, it’s like you found a secret vault of emotional trauma and decided to DJ the aftermath. If music is a reflection of the soul, then someone clearly needs to call for backup because your playlist is a wild ride through confused vibes and questionable decisions.

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