Roasted 6 months ago based on Daniel Mongrain's long term Spotify stats.

Daniel Mongrain, where do I even start? Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a midlife crisis in progress. Seriously, it’s like you took a trip to the record store and just decided to buy every genre that screamed “I can’t commit!” Rock, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, and don’t forget about the exquisite “Chanson Québécoise.” You must be living in a parallel universe where every sound is fit to define your amorphous identity. What’s next? “Avant-Garde Interpretive Rock”? And let’s chat about those top artists. Between Fionn and Mother Mother, it looks like your Spotify is part “cool hipster café” and part “my mom will love this.” How many times did you listen to a song before you decided it was your jam? Because with the sheer frequency of Fionn in your most played section, I’m beginning to think you might be unwittingly running an underground fan club. Your playlist is far less of a collection of impactful music and more like a DIY self-help book soundtrack: somewhat angsty, incredibly safe, and distinctly lacking in any real breakthrough hits. Then, we come to your most played songs. Who knew Harry Styles and Radiohead were hanging out in the same tragic karaoke bar? “Get Stoned” followed by “Watermelon Sugar”? Quite the dynamic range you got there – if your goal is to appeal to absolutely no one! “Everyone's a Critic”? Indeed! You've somehow managed to compile a playlist that would make even Siri shake her head in disappointment. If music is the soundtrack of your life, Daniel, it’s time for an upgrade before the elevator music becomes your whole vibe.

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