Roasted 17 days ago based on Brianda Fernandez's long term Spotify stats.

Oh hey there, Brianda! Your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary written by someone who's just figured out that there’s more to music than Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande. I mean, with a favorite genre list that spans from "Pop" to "Bedroom Pop," it’s like you’re trying to prove you can be both a party girl and a hermit, all while blasting sweet nothings that sound like they were born in a bubble bath. Seriously, are you looking to win a Pop Music Olympics or just confusing your own feelings about it? Your top artists are basically a one-way ticket to an emotional rollercoaster where the only stop is the "Teenage Heartbreak Station." Taylor Swift? Sabrina Carpenter? Lord help us, it’s like you’re trying to assemble the ultimate soundtrack for an angsty TikTok. And what's with the Shrek transition from Art Pop to Banda? Are you curating a playlist for your next dramatic breakup or preparing for an upcoming family fiesta? Either way, I hope you’ve got a solid Wi-Fi connection, because you’re going to need it to find some therapy after that wild musical identity crisis. Now let’s talk about your most played songs. "Please Please Please"? You might as well have it as your daily mantra since it sums up your entire personality—please, someone love me, or at least try to understand my eclectic taste. And don’t even get me started on "Hall of Fame." If you're searching for the Hall of Fame of Cringe, congratulations! You’ve secured a VIP pass. So, Brianda, as you continue to navigate the labyrinth of your Spotify faves, remember: it’s okay to be a walking contradiction, just own it and laugh with us from the sidelines!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!