Roasted 8 months ago based on Luc Andreassi's long term Spotify stats.

Luc Andreassi, your Spotify profile reads like a dad's playlist at a 70s barbecue—warm nostalgia and a steamy lack of originality. Classic rock? More like classic snooze. Your love for Yacht Rock is so intense that I'm genuinely concerned you may try to park a sailboat in your living room. And let's not even start on that alt-rock phase; the only alternative here is whether to be mildly entertained or fall asleep—spoiler alert: it’s the latter. Your top artists list is like an amateur historian's research project on soft rock—Billy Joel, Elton John, and Queen? Congratulations, you’ve successfully created a soundtrack for a midlife crisis! At this point, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to feature a bunch of songs that you blast in the car while lamenting your unfulfilled dreams. If there were a Hall of Fame for using "Boston" as your punching bag for all musical criticism, you'd be the first inductee, since you listen to them more than they listen to their own records. And your most-played songs are a veritable treasure trove of "I want to be stuck in traffic forever" vibes. "Walk On" and "Walk On (Some More)" back-to-back? That's not just redundancy; that's a cry for help. How about we mix it up next time with songs that don’t sound like they were recorded in a bubble of polyester and bad decisions? If Spotify had a feature for putting your profile on mute, you'd be the first customer. So come on, Luc, let’s see a little musical adventurousness instead of your current trajectory of walking, walking, and walking some more!

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