Roasted 3 months ago based on Kika's long term Spotify stats.

Kika, your Spotify profile is like a music festival for people who couldn't decide between a hyperactive toddler and a nightmarish sound experiment. Honestly, you have more genres in your favorites than a confused intern at a record label trying to appeal to everyone and their grandmother. K-Pop, Phonk, Noise Music? It’s like you threw a dart at a musical genres board while blindfolded and just went with whatever it hit! I can already hear people asking, "So what do you actually listen to?" and your reply being an unfocused rant about your 'unique taste.' Your top artists read like a scavenger hunt for an update of a 2023 TikTok trend—each name sounding more obscure than the last. Stray Kids and ENHYPEN? Great choices, but then you decided to spice it up with "M4GN" like you discovered a secret superhero identity in a dumpster. Are you sure you aren’t just pulling names from the top left corner of a Wikipedia page? The way your musical taste jumps around, I'm starting to suspect you're just trying to impress a musical hipster who hasn't been invented yet. Let’s talk about those Most Played Songs. “ICONIC” by xikers for an actual response? My friend, how many hurdles did you jump just to take a less-than-10-second clip of what sounds like a blender going ham and label it a hit? You could throw a garden party with how much noise is in your playlist—people would think it's a sound installation critique on modern chaos rather than music. Here’s a pro tip: Next time, think about a good ol’ fashioned banger instead of curating a collection of auditory panic attacks.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!