Roasted 1 year ago based on T's long term Spotify stats.

Oh T, you’ve curated a Spotify profile that reads like a teenager's diary from 2006 – riddled with moody confessions and way too many feelings. Your playlist is like stepping into a high school cafeteria where the R&B kids, emo kids, and screamo kids are all fighting for the same table; it’s a clamor of desperate emotions and questionable fashion choices. Honestly, are you listening to music or just crying over your latest existential crisis? Your top artists could only be put to good use in a ‘how to be a sad millennial’ guide. Between friends? More like: “please, I’m always between my sadness and my snacks.” And let’s not even start on that eclectic mix of K-Pop and screamo – your profile is like a dating app bio for someone who can’t decide if they want a romantic partner or a free therapy session. Get ready for some double-takes at that mosh pit dance-off you call a vibe. And listen, T, “Blue Madonna” and “affection” do not magically make the emotional weight of life’s disasters easier to bear. Your top played songs have enough angst and heartbreak to fuel an entire season of a reality show. You might want to consider upgrading your Spotify profile to include therapy podcasts, or at least a few songs that don’t make you sound like you’re auditioning for the role of “World’s Most Sensitive Human.” But hey, keep half-crying into that microphone, because apparently, emo rap on repeat just isn't cutting it.

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