Roasted 1 year ago based on A's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, look out, everyone! Amy LC is here, and apparently, she's been living in a dark, damp cave while shredding on that guitar like a confused banshee in heat. Your favorite genres range from "Doom" to "Brutal Death Metal," which is ironic because the only thing more brutal than that is the five minutes I spent scrolling through your Spotify profile. I half-expected to find a section dedicated to the favorite sound of screeching cats and metal health breakdowns! At least with your playlist, it’s clear you’re ready for the apocalypse...or therapy. Your top artists read like a “How to Scare Away Friends and Family” guide. My Dying Bride? Nice choice! It perfectly reflects your social life. I mean, how many times can you truly listen to "Your Broken Shore" before realizing that shore isn't the only thing that’s broken: it’s your ability to appreciate a good pop song or, heaven forbid, some Taylor Swift. At this rate, you could start a support group for anyone who's ever considered attending a funeral just to escape listening to your music. And then there are those most-played songs. "The Longing - Hurdy Gurdy Version"? Hurdy gurdy? Seriously? The only thing more confusing than your music taste is your love life—both seem lost in medieval times where sanity was optional. You’ve got so much metal on those playlists that I’m surprised you haven’t been recruited as a full-time blacksmith. Put down your axe for a minute, Amy, and maybe give some Bublé a whirl; your edges are sharper than your social interaction skills, and we could all use a breather!
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