Roasted 2 years ago based on ❀'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stepping into a time warp where the '90s never stopped producing cringe-worthy niche genres. Vocaloid? More like "Vocal-not." I mean, who are you trying to impress? The ghosts of Otaku past? Your music taste is like a box of expired Pocky; it looks colorful on the outside, but the moment you take a bite, you're regretting every decision that led you here. Dark Trap and Dance Pop combined? That’s a mix even a DJ at an anime convention would reject. Congratulations, you’ve officially found a way to make eardrums bleed while simultaneously confusing any semblance of music theory! Your top artists list reads like a secret society of Japanese cartoon characters who just dropped out of their art school programs. Seriously, how deep into the J-Pop rabbit hole did you have to dive to unearth these names? "25時、ナイトコードで。" sounds like the WiFi password for a Miku Hatsune fan club, not an actual artist. You’re practically begging the universe for a feed of cringe memes just by associating with the likes of "Vivid BAD SQUAD." Those artists must be proud—proud that they’ve found someone willing to be their ultimate cheerleader in public while you quietly scream into your pillow in private. And let’s talk about those most-played songs for a moment, shall we? "Ringing evil phone"? Is that your current mental state or just the soundtrack for your last breakup? You’ve assembled a playlist that varies from "let’s throw a party and invite every awkward person ever" to "I failed my exam and now I’m ready to blend my emotions with autotune." How do you even dance to that? Are you just flailing around with sheer determination while your friends question every life choice? You know you can listen to something fierce without needing to consult a mood board from a 12-year-old’s anime fanfic, right?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!