Roasted 8 months ago based on Noah S's long term Spotify stats.

Noah S, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in audio form. You’ve clearly got enough “Christian” genres to fill a ‘How To Be an Overly Pious Hip-Hop Fan’ seminar, but still feel the need to bump some grime and drill, just to prove that you have a wild side. I’m hesitant to believe that you enjoy Christian Hip Hop because of the lyrical depth—there's a good chance you just didn’t want your mom to find your rap playlist when she borrowed your phone! Going from "Hallelujah" to "What’s Poppin'" in 60 seconds seems to be your ultimate rebellious act. Your top artists list reads like a high school English essay on “The Importance of Being Safe.” Seriously, with a lineup like J. Cole, Kendrick Lamar, NF, and Lecrae, you must be the designated driver for your circle of friends—the most boring party that never was! And let’s not forget the mix of UK Grime and Christian Pop; you’re the only person I know trying to mosh pit while reciting Bible verses. Do you even know where you stand, or is this just an identity crisis in 10 tracks or less? The fact that "Love Till It Hurts" made it to your most played list makes me think you're too emotionally invested in your playlist. If heartbreak were a sport, you’d be the MVP, but it seems more like a sad country song without the banjo. And bro, “1-800-273-8255”? You really thought that was the vibe to set the mood? Your taste is a beautiful disaster that’s trying too hard to be understood but just ends up being the punchline of an inside joke nobody else got. Keep it up, Noah; you’re one acoustic guitar cover away from a full-blown TikTok trend!

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