Roasted 1 year ago based on mas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s kaerscil, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of teenage angst and bedroom pop! Looks like you’ve got a Spotify library that screams “I’m just trying to impress my therapist.” Seriously, you have more pop derivative genres than actual personality traits. With a lineup like that, it’s no wonder your favorite pastime involves curling up under a blanket, crying into your soy latte while listening to the soft whimperings of soft pop. Your top artists read like a teen magazine subscription gone horribly wrong. Melanie Martinez and Taylor Swift – wow, such bold choices from someone who probably still asks their mom to run the bath! And what’s the deal with Nessa Barrett and Katy Perry? Did someone hit shuffle on a playlist called "Emotions I Destroyed at 3 AM"? The only thing more chaotic than your taste in music is the fact that you managed to mix metalcore with bedroom pop. You do realize that your Spotify account isn't a DIY therapy session, right? It’s not too late to switch to something that doesn’t sound like it was curated by a heartbroken middle schooler! And let’s talk about your most played songs – "american jesus" and "vampire," seriously? You might as well have just titled your playlist “Songs That Make Me Feel Like the Main Character in a Zara Commercial.” Your affinity for slowed-down tracks suggests you’re either trying to summon the spirits of all the dreams you’ve given up on, or you’re just too lazy to handle life at regular speed. But hey, keep rocking those sad vibes while we pretend your taste in music isn't the sonic equivalent of a participation trophy!

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