Roasted 9 months ago based on sounak.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sounak, your Spotify profile looks like a high school art project gone wrong. It’s an eclectic mix of genres that sound like they were handpicked by someone desperately trying to sound unique on a first date. Hyperpop? More like hyper-snooze—who knew your idea of nightlife involved a constant loop of loud noises and autotuned heartbreaks? And let’s be real, "Cloud Rap" is just a fancy way of saying you got lost in the clouds because you couldn't find your way out of the nursery. Your top artists are so niche I’m surprised they didn’t come with a side of avocado toast. Bladee and Jeremy Zucker? Wow, what's next? An exclusive boys' club for pretentious teens who want to discuss their existential crises over artisanal chai lattes? And let's not forget about all those songs by "2hollis." Did he put out a full album or just take some catchy phrases from your high school diary? "Trauma," "crush," "beginning"—is that a playlist or your emotional life laid out on a platter for all to see? For someone whose most played songs list looks like a crying emoji threw up, you’ve certainly picked a real ‘who’s who’ of artists that even Google is struggling to recognize. Bravo for being so cutting-edge that even your taste in music is stuck in some special time warp! Just remember, one day you might look back on this musical phase and wonder, “What in the glitchy hell was I thinking?” But that’s okay—at least you’ll have your cringeworthy Spotify history to laugh at later, right?

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