Roasted 2 years ago based on cloverbeetle's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's woodland_sage, the curator of Playlist Mediocrity! With a taste in music as diverse as a one-horse town on a Tuesday, you’ve latched onto every lo-fi indie band like they hold the secret to life itself. Your Spotify profile is basically a hipster's cry for help, drowning in a sea of “bedroom pop.” But we get it, your greatest adventure consists of searching for the nearest coffee shop with wifi to stream “Indie Pop” on repeat while pretending you’re too cool for the mainstream. You’ve got a top artist list that reads like a “Who’s Who” of Neighbors with a Guitar and a lot of feelings. Seriously, "The Crane Wives"? If I had a dollar for every time someone mentioned them, I’d have a solid start to funding my own escape from the musical purgatory you’ve trapped yourself in. But hey, the world needs its warriors for nostalgic genres, and clearly, you’re on the frontline with your heart on your sleeve and a plaid shirt tied around your waist. And let’s address that "Most Played Songs" list—4 out of 10 songs by "The Crane Wives"? It’s like you’ve forgotten there’s a whole universe of music out there and instead decided to play a sadistic game of “how much can I obsess over one band?” Your Spotify profile is the equivalent of a quaint little thrift store: everyone loves to browse, but deep down, they’re just waiting for the fire department to come and remove the shameful evidence. Congrats on being the living embodiment of “I only listen to obscure bands,” but call me when you’re ready to branch out beyond the confines of your wooden cabin of tunes!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!