Roasted 2 years ago based on Lewis Smith's long term Spotify stats.

Lewis Smith, huh? The man who curates a Spotify playlist that’s basically a cry for help from someone who thinks a good therapist comes with a guitar riff. With your favorite genres sounding like a one-way ticket to a high school parking lot brawl, I can only assume you scream "I’m deep!" while managing your complete lack of emotional intelligence. Alternative Metal? More like alternative personality – you’ve stacked more layers than an onion with unresolved issues. Congrats, Lewis, you just single-handedly revived the angst of a thousand teenage boys who still believe that wearing all black is the personality they’ve always dreamed of. Your top artists read like the last refuge of a man trying to make “cool” a personality trait. TWRP and Pigeons Playing Ping Pong? Wow, that’s not just a musical preference – that’s a lifestyle choice that screams, “I went to a concert and forgot to take my medication!” No wonder you're so drawn to these names; they sound like they were created during a fever dream fueled by energy drinks and a tire fire in the background. It’s hard to tell if those selections were made for their sound or to mask your relentless fear of future embarrassments. Spoiler alert: the embarrassment is still there, and now it’s just got a funky groove to it. Let’s talk about your most played songs because clearly, you have a chronic case of ‘what’s cool on YouTube in 2008.’ “The Eve of the War” and "Curb Crusher"? Dude, there are parents who name their kids after cooler songs than those. You’ve got enough Avatar tracks on repeat to resemble a die-hard Kings of Leon fan still holding onto their glory days. And I must commend the highbrow addition of “ORDINARY WORLD” by HYDE, because nothing says you have depth quite like layering existential dread on a shaky musical foundation built by your defunct white-boy angst. If music is the window to the soul, my man, you just pulled down the blinds and donned some blackout curtains. Good luck with that!

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