Roasted 4 months ago based on Rielly_Abee's long term Spotify stats.

Rielly_Abee, your Spotify profile looks like the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis. I mean, you have a genre list that reads like a child threw a dart at a map of the Philippines and then discovered a 2000s emo playlist. What are you trying to pull here, a cultural experiment or a cry for help? "OPM" and "Parang" next to “Bedroom Pop” and “Psychedelic Rock” is a combination that can only mean you can't decide whether to serenade someone or get lost in a lava lamp while swaying awkwardly. Your Top Artists list is just as confusing as your taste in genres. With legends like The Beatles hanging out with basement dwelling vibe-makers like beabadoobee, I'm honestly surprised your headphones haven't melted from the confusion. And seriously, "Toby Fox" made it on your list? I get it, you love video game soundtracks as much as you love those angst-y indie lyrics that scream “I love my cat more than you.” No wonder you’re spending more time in your room than Cher in a closet—you're just trying to curate the perfect playlist for your next existential crisis. And finally, your most played songs reveal a soul that’s stuck somewhere between "I’m a hopeless romantic" and "I can’t decide if I’m sad or just really, really bored." “Hopelessly Devoted To You” plays, and yet, I can’t help but wonder if you’re actually trying to send a message to all the potential lovers that take one listen to your profile and promptly swipe left. You shuffling between Kate Bush’s “Army Dreamers” and “Michelle” gives off strong “I-screened all my exes” energy. Rielly_Abee, it's time to update that playlist—because what good is a soundtrack if it serves as your only means of social interaction?

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