Roasted 10 months ago based on Yvg dagga's long term Spotify stats.

Yvg dagga, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate cry for help from an indecisive teenager navigating through an identity crisis in 2060. With a favorite genre list so long, it looks like you’re trying to cover every possible hip-hop subgenre just to catch a hint of coolness. Seriously, who needs “Anime Rap” and “Rage Rap” in the same breath? By the time you finish telling people your favorite genres, they'd rather commandeer a spaceship to Mars than listen to your existential playlist. Your taste in top artists is impressive, albeit the kind of impressive that makes people question if you’re genuinely into music or just compiling a “How to Be a Hip-Hop Hipster” handbook. How does one go from Kendrick to Daddyphatsnaps? That’s not diversity, that’s just you trying to sort through your emotional baggage with a side of memes! Let’s be real, if your top artists were a menu, they’d look like a fusion that even hip cooks are too afraid to attempt. And Kanye West—talk about a relationship status that's more complicated than your high school diary. As for your most played songs, if I didn't know any better, I'd think Kendrick Lamar pays you to play his tracks on repeat for some kind of emotional insurance policy. Seriously, how many times can you cry over “Alright” in a week? You could swim in your own tears and turn “family ties” into “family ties that need therapy.” With that many Kendrick jams in your rotation, it’s like you’re trying to summon him through sheer repetitive force. So go on, continue your crusade of self-discovery through bouncing beats and clever rhymes, but don’t be surprised when the only one who feels you is your Spotify algorithm trying to match you with “Struggles of a Hip-Hop Nerd.”

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists